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bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

bakerstreetsdoctor:

aliciasw0nderland:

Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.

Slide it through the small opening of the car door.

Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.

TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007

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YES

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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hifuckme:

I hope you like the stars i stole for you.

I’ve talked to the moon my love, it will shine only at your command.

The sky is yours darling, it shall be the color you choose.

I’ve packed and gift wrapped my heart in a box, i shall give it to you when the sun sets tomorrow and night is to come.

It will signify that no matter when or how night falls, my heart is with you and just you because you’re the only thing that matters.

I love you. I hope you like the stars i stole for you.

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m0rphling:

I LEFT YOU ALONE FOR FIVE FJUCKING MINUTES

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theechristine:

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averagebeauties:

gifmovie:

Damn. First bomb goes off - Boston Marathon Explosions

these bastards killed an 8 year old kid, they can rot in hell.

I just want to cry now…

Pray for Boston.